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this is how i spell girlfriend.

If you get 2 tickets to the big game/gig/event, the priority list for granting the 
second ticket is as follows: 
1. Your best friends (in order of how long you’ve known them) 
2. Your acquaintances 
3. Your co-workers 
4. The mailman 
5. The UPS guy 
6. NASA 
7. John Kerry 
… 
1,485,726. Your girlfriend

hahahahaha…

2 years ago

November 18, 2009