this is how i spell girlfriend.
If you get 2 tickets to the big game/gig/event, the priority list for granting the
second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long you’ve known them)
2. Your acquaintances
3. Your co-workers
4. The mailman
5. The UPS guy
6. NASA
7. John Kerry
…
1,485,726. Your girlfriend
hahahahaha…
a twenty something guy majoring power engineering.


