December 2009
14 posts
*sedang memikirkan betapa susahnya ujian proteksi buat selasa..
tiba-tiba ada sms dari si mukhlis.
22:17. “Scada dkmpulin bsok review smua materi yg prnh didpt (bkn diktat). Diketik. Kumpulkn baik softcopy dn hardcopy k TU PLN. Sebarkn k tmen2 yg mengmbil scada.
*in my mind :
dikumpulkan besok? kok baru disms jam 10?! aaaah !@#$%^&*()
trus ym-an sama fuad. *in...
Ten Surprising Health Benefits of Coffee
nisafitri:
justbesplendid:
1. Avoid Alzheimer’s A 2009 study found that people who drank three to five cups of coffee a day at midlife were 65 percent less likely to develop Alzheimer’s in their later years, compared to those who drank little or no coffee.
2. Curb Cancer Risk The antioxidant compounds in coffee may help prevent several types of cancer. In a Japanese study, women who drank...
WAJIB TONTON nih Air Terjun Pengantin.
you can see : Tamara Bleszynski’s hot scene, Tyas Mirasih topless along with two others, and 1.5 hours of non-stop thriller.
tim bola HME lagi-lagi gagal tembus ke final, malah kandas di perempatfinal kampoengbola. dan lagi-lagi tersandung ketika lawan KMKL. KMKL dari jamannya olimpiade bener2 menjadi batu sandungan persepakbolaan HME.
sebenernya ada apa dengan tim bola HME yang notabene selalu masuk sebagai big four unggulan turnamen2 bola di ITB? apa emang bener mitos kalau KMKL selalu menjadi momok buat HME? apa...
“God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to...”
– (via fadhilahana) -> Hana lagi jago gombal nih akhir2 ini :))
this is how i spell kissing.
Dosen Fisika: Ciuman adalah gaya tarik menarik antara dua mulut dimana jarak antara satu titik dengan titik yang lain adalah nol.
Dosen Kimia: Ciuman adalah reaksi akibat interaksi dari senyawa yang dikeluarkan oleh dua hati.
Dosen Mikrobiologi: Ciuman adalah pertukaran bakteri uniseksual di dalam air liur.
Dosen Biologi: Ciuman adalah menyatunya dua otot orbicularisoris dalam keadaan...
this is how i spell funny.
These 4 pals go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
“My son BIll,” says one, “has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He’s so successful in fact, in the last...
this is how i spell psychology.
12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone TWELVE:You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her. ELEVEN:You walk really slowly when you are with him/her. TEN:You don’t feel Ok when he/she is far away. NINE:You smile when you hear his/her voice. EIGHT:When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.. SIX:He/She is everything...
“Kadangkala orang yang kamu cintai adalah orang yang paling menyakiti hatimu dan...”
– (via fadhilahana)
this is how i spell EEE. →
the official website of the 2009 EEE.
November 2009
40 posts
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
– Gertrude Stein
this is how i spell statisticians.
Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York....
“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26...”
– Michael Jordan
“Love for me, is a noun God wraps in a media called you.”
– Jiwo Bagus Laksono :)
this is how i spell proud.
wow.. my previous post on heart curves was posted on fuckyeahmath.tumblr.com.
and one of the comment was : “OMG. an Indonesian did this”. damn proud.
this is how i sketch heart curves.
well, i guess everyone have once sketched a heart curve. but have you ever sketched one on a Cartesian coordinate system?
well i haven’t. using winplot, a freeware to generate graphs, i have generated not one, not two, not three, but six different two-dimensional heart curves using different math equations. here is a snapshot of my work using winplot.
well, that’s not all. i...
“maradona good. pele better. george BEST.”
– Manchester United
this is how i spell make-up.
a model is photographed as if she were 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, and 60 years old.
10
20
30
40
50
60
amazing huh?
this is how i count numbers.
1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9 +10=...
“Experience is a unique teacher. She gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.”
– Vernon Sanders Law
this is how i spell moments.
ernezzone:
azkabukanaska:
shindipratiwi:
Kalau ingin tahu apa artinya 1 tahun; coba tanya anak yang nggak lulus ujian.
Kalau ingin tahu apa artinya 1 bulan; coba tanya ibu yang melahirkan anak prematur.
Kalau ingin tahu apa artinya 1 jam; coba tanya sama remaja yang lagi nungguin pacarnya saat janjian.
Kalau ingin tahu apa artinya 1 menit; coba tanya sama orang yang suka ketinggalan...
this is how i spell Pi.
A mathematician: “Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.”
A computer programmer: “Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.”
A physicist: “Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005.”
An engineer: “Pi is about 22/7.”
A nutritionist: “Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!”
this is how i spell girlfriend.
If you get 2 tickets to the big game/gig/event, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows: 1. Your best friends (in order of how long you’ve known them) 2. Your acquaintances 3. Your co-workers 4. The mailman 5. The UPS guy 6. NASA 7. John Kerry … 1,485,726. Your girlfriend
hahahahaha…
this is how i literally spell male.
Barney Stinson : I called her and gave her a voicemail.
Lily Aldrin : Well you did drop your voice. But certainly not your male.
this is how i spell first date.
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 17:50 PM): yoi, hana ngetag gw prince charming hahahahaha
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 17:58 PM): iya wo
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 18:02 PM): tp bdua ya sm sakur
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 18:07 PM): dya uda ngetag duluan
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 18:07 PM): hehe
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 18:28 PM): hahaha..
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 18:29 PM): jd charmingnya setengah ewang
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 18:35 PM): hahaha
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 18:38 PM): setengah ewang
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 18:38 PM):
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 18:39 PM): hahaha
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 18:45 PM): lg dmana han?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 18:57 PM): kosan
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 19:03 PM): lo dmn?
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 19:08 PM): liat aja status gw
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 19:16 PM): hmmm
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 19:38 PM): ga kmana2?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 19:49 PM): ga
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 19:57 PM): ntn tipi aja sharian
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 20:01 PM): hahaha
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 20:07 PM): gw tidur seharian gimana dong
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 20:08 PM): hahaha
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 20:43 PM): lg ntn termehek2 gua
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 20:44 PM): hahaha
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 20:59 PM): sama ding
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 21:01 PM): hehehe
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 21:06 PM): hahahaha
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 21:12 PM): ada2 aja
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 21:13 PM): hahaha
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 22:44 PM): udh makan blm lo? cari makan yo
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 23:56 PM): belum
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 24:00 PM): cie
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 24:07 PM): ngajakin gw
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 24:19 PM): hahaha apa siih hahaha. mau ga?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 24:30 PM): hmhmhm
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 24:33 PM): kmana?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 24:36 PM): mls keluar wooo
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 24:45 PM): ansosnya lg kumat
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 26:28 PM): ayolaaah
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 29:03 PM): wooy woooy
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 29:17 PM): Eh, Dikacangin
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 29:17 PM): bntar wooo
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 29:21 PM): mu k kmr mandiiiiiiiiiii
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 30:30 PM): buru
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 35:51 PM): woo
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 35:54 PM): gmn?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 35:59 PM): masih laper ga?
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 36:12 PM): masih mau bareng ga?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 36:39 PM): makan apa?
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 37:25 PM): gatau. liat ntar aja gampang
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 37:32 PM): ooh apa nasi kalong aja gmn?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 37:39 PM): nasi kalong/
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 37:41 PM): ?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 37:43 PM): br dgr
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 37:46 PM): norak ya gw
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 37:48 PM): apaan tuh
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 37:49 PM): di riau
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 37:57 PM): ada laah nasi warna item gitu
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 37:59 PM): enak parah
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 38:02 PM): isinya apa?
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 38:03 PM): p.a.r.a.h
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 38:09 PM): yaa pake lauk
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 38:12 PM): prasmana
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 38:15 PM): *prasmanan
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 38:28 PM): hooo
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 38:42 PM): so?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 38:48 PM): ya udah
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 38:55 PM): soooooooooohhhhhhh
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 38:57 PM): hhahahaha
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 39:28 PM): yudh gw mandi solat dulu
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 39:34 PM): solat apa?
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 39:38 PM): magrib
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 39:42 PM): astrojim
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 48:31 PM): udh solat lo?
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 48:36 PM): gw siap2 dulu bentar ok
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 48:55 PM): 無謂令你令你令你令你令你令你令你令你
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 51:43 PM): still there?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 51:44 PM): iya wo
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 51:49 PM): br slese mandi
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 51:52 PM): mandi koboi
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 51:55 PM): mknay cepet
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 52:23 PM): kosan lu dimana sih? gw lupa
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 52:47 PM): di ciheulang
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 52:51 PM): tau ga?
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 53:13 PM): tau laaah
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 53:19 PM): di sebelah mananya?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 53:40 PM): duh susaaah
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 53:42 PM): hmhm
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 53:45 PM): ya udah
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 53:52 PM): ktmu d dpn gangnya aja
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 53:57 PM): gw mu bli permen dl soanya
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 54:02 PM): *soalnya
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 54:08 PM): dasar b.o.c.a.a.h
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 54:16 PM): bocahan jg elo
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 54:21 PM): kan tuaan gw
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 54:22 PM): hp lo yg 08170037550 kan?
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 54:26 PM): iyaaa
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 54:32 PM): lo yg mana wo?
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 55:12 PM): 087821074484
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 55:14 PM): gw aja tau
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 55:17 PM): gimana sih
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 55:17 PM): hahaha
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 56:20 PM): eh tau deng
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 56:24 PM): ah boong
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 56:29 PM): seriuuus
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 6: 56:33 PM): yudh gw manasin mobil dulu
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 6: 59:59 PM): wo blg kalo uda mau jalan
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 7: 00:04 PM): ini udh mau jalan
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 7: 00:07 PM): daaah
Jiwo Laksono (3/15/2009 7: 00:10 PM): see u
Fadillah Hana Lestari (3/15/2009 7: 00:12 PM): okeee
this is how i spell The Bro-Code
The Bro Code The Bro Code is a living document which such is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume. The original document is housed in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bulletproof chamber. Re-printed here is a sampling of some of her articles. Learn. Live. Enjoy. ARTICLE 1: Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember,...
“In order to succeed, you cannot be ordinary. You have to be legend -wait for it...”
– Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother
“Mungkin HME sudah tidak butuh lagi bidang karakter.”
– Ardian Inkaresa
this is how i spell BP HME ITB.
ELGAMES 2009. Pingpong Champ. HME Supporter. Latihan Rutin.
this is how i spell NKRI
HARGA MATI
“Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and see you not there.”
this is how i spell football.
clean sheet.
this is how i spell life.
birth - i cry and people smile.
women - i smile and make people cry.
true love - i definitely smile and so do people.
death - i smile and people cry.
“Pulang ke rumah telah mempertemukan kembali saya dengan realitas. Membuat saya...”
– Alm. Sigit F
